A jockey is about to enter a race on a new horse. The
horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember
with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout,
'Hoola Hoop!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that,
you'll be fine."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout
the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey
ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through
the center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey,
somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Hoola Hoop" in the horse's ear. The
same thing happens - the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good,
I'll have to do it," and yells, "HOOLA HOOP!" really loudly.
Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for
the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes
third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong.
The jockey replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this bloody horse.
What is he - deaf or something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf? He's not deaf. He's
blind!"
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