Martin’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls
him over.
The cop says “Step out of the car; I am going to need you to
take a Breathalyzer test.”
Martin says “I can’t, I have bad asthma and it can set off
an attack.”
The cop says “Then I will have to take you in for a blood
test.”
Martin says “I can’t, I am a haemophiliac, if a wound is
opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
The cop says “Then I will need a urine sample.”
Martin says “I can’t, I also have diabetes that could push
my sugar count really low.”
The cop says, “Ok, so come on out, and walk a straight line
then.”
Martin says “Can’t do that either.”
The cop says “Why not?”
Martin says “Well, because I’m drunk!”
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