Two men, Roger and Edward were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant.
Roger: “Let’s go in and get something to eat,”
Edward: “We can’t, don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.”
Roger: “Don’t worry about it.”
Roger took out a pair of sunglasses and walked up to the door.
As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door.
Roger: “I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.”
Doorman: "But it’s a doberman. Who uses a doberman as a seeing eye dog?”
Roger: “This is the latest type of seeing eye dog, they do a good job.”
Seeing that it worked, Edward tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of seeing eye dog.”
Thinking quickly Edward responded in a angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?”
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