5 things Hollywood movies taught kids:
1 Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice Kung-Fu.
2. The purpose of school system in the USA is to promote
basketball.
3. More than 50% of the US Population are FBI/CIA agents working undercover .
4. Aliens have a special interest in attacking USA
5. If a man has survived a mishap with a lady. then he is entitled to a kiss, no matter if he met the lady only that day.
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