Three guys, a technician, a programmer and an analyst were
riding in a car.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep
hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of
control.
So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, down shifts the
gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car
to a stop.
The three climb out and assess the situation.
Technician: "Let’s try and fix it. I'll crawl under the
car and take a look. "
Analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified
to fix it, a specialist in brakes."
Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if
it happens again?
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