A maths professor, Ronald was having problems with his sink
so he called a plumber. The plumber came over and quickly fixed the sink. The
plumber gives a bill of $1200 to the professor. Professor is furious and tells
the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my pay check."
But he pays it anyway.
The plumber tells him, "We are looking for more
plumbers. You can become a plumber and double your salary. Just make sure you
say on your CV that you only made it to 8th grade. They don't like overqualified
people."
The professor takes the offer and becomes a plumber. His
salary doubles but the company makes an announcement that all the plumbers must
get a 9th grade education. So they all start going to the night school.
On the first day of the night school they all attend maths
classes. The teacher asks Ronald, "What is the formula for the area of a
circle?"
Ronald walks up to the board and is about to write the
formula but he forgets it. So he begins to derive the formula, and ends up filling
the board with complicated maths. After staring at the board for a few minutes
he looks back at all the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering,
"Switch the limits on the integral!
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